2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
i believe in u and ur pee
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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