sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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