I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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