I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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