batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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