she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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