just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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