No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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