Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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