so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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