____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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