i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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