Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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