So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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