Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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