We're facebook friends in real life
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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