Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize