I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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