I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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