I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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