I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
