Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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