I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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