This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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