I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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