ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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