she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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