I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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