I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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