That's when you crack a 10am beer
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I AM VODKA MAN
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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