1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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