He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
You were trust falling into bushes
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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