Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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