I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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