just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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