It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
You pole danced in your parka.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
