Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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