yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
