belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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