I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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