His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
