We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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