So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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