Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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