Sponge bath it is.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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