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two words: eviction party
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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