I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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