Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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