she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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