Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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