i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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