it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Randomize
