party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
they need to just BURY HIM!
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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