Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Please, let me fuck your mom
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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