based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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